I need to get off this fucking website

acronymexe:

Attack on Titan has taught me that no matter what the odds, no matter what stands in my way, if I have the right mindset, and fight with my mind and soul I will still most likely die.

franciium:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
theyre straight
theyre white
theyre males
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????

i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this. 

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GUYS OH MY GOD

When people can’t handle the truth.

gamsee:

forevertheuke:

ipissedinyourmountaindew:

Real satellite imagery from NASA
We are killing out planet.

NoThat’s just the united stated photoshopped on the moon.

no thats our dying planet have some respect

gamsee:

forevertheuke:

ipissedinyourmountaindew:

Real satellite imagery from NASA

We are killing out planet.

No
That’s just the united stated photoshopped on the moon.

no thats our dying planet have some respect

beanseller:

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team aqua is still better than team magma

ragesan:

Greed: The desire for material wealth or gain 
Hell’s Punishment: Boiled alive in oil.  

Gluttony: an inordinate desire to consume 
Hell’s Punishment: force-fed rats, toads, and snakes.

Wrath: manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury.
Hell’s Punishment: dismembered alive

Pride: the excessive belief in one’s own abilities.
Hell’s Punishment: broken on the wheel.

Lust: inordinate cravings for the pleasures of the body.
Hell’s Punishment: Smothered in fire and brimstone.

Sloth: the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.
Hell’s Punishment: thrown into snake pits.

Envy: the desire for others’ traits, status, abilities, or situation.
Hell’s Punishment: freezing water

Commissioned by Mitsu

The TWEWY fandom is all kinds of desperate and they know it

erika-with-a:

excuse me while i become a twewy blog for the next week or so until the anniversary when square enix decides to break my heart and crush my dreams by denying us a sequel despite all the hype

princessmikimiki:

My favorite game of all time’s seventh anniversary is next week and watch Square Enix deny us a sequel

imagine if eren and mikasa had a child. it'd be so awkward trying to explain to their child how they met
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textsfromtitanfood:

"It was….love at first chokehold?"

"Eren."

"Well, It kinda was."

"Daddy, what’s a chokehold?"

"Alright, forget the chokehold. I guess it was love at first knife! No, that’s still bad. I got it! When I met your mother, it was like a stab to the heart!"

"EREN."

"What? Honey, you did stab a man through the heart.”

Mama stabbed someone!?”

"No! Yes! Well! Shhh, Carla, don’t cry! It’s okay! When you think about it Mom’s killed lots of people it’s not a big deal—OW! MIKASA."

.

.

"So after you met Mama you…invited her to live with you?"

"That’s right!"

"So before you were married you were….siblings?"

"Huh!? No! Of course not! She just lived with me and my parents."

"Like siblings."

"How do I explain this….it was more like…my future girlfriend…moving in with me…before we realized we’d get married one day? Yeah. That makes sense. I think…Does that make sense?"

"Ohhhh, I get it! Kinda like an engagement!"

"It’s better than siblings, so yes, I’ll take it."

"I’m going to ask Adam Kirstein to come live with us! That way we can get married one day.”

"Shit."

Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?
Cows: The shit you go through.
This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

So I just realized the song “Emptiness and” isn’t sung in japanese but just badly pronounced english.

nevermore117:

aobaseralonde:

seilfie:

heathazehero:

fireandiceandrageandkittens:

mylifeasaweapon:

koujackie:

mylifeasaweapon:

Sex advice: DMMD is not a how to guide DO NOT BITE THE D

AND SALIVA IS NOT LUBE

DO NOT FUCK THE DOG

if your robot boyfriend is dyin g he needs a hospital noT THE D

SNAKES DO NOT BELONG IN ASSES

NEITHER DOES CAKE

DO NOT LET THE LION SUCK YOUR D

what the fuck

redravenofberk:

Sprinklefristic SNK realism

Source: http://trixdraws.deviantart.com/

twewy-comix:

ALSO, LET’S BE REAL, WHO WOULDN’T JUMP AT THE CHANCE TO BEAT THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF MINAMIMOTO AGAIN? YEAH, THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT.