Attack on Titan has taught me that no matter what the odds, no matter what stands in my way, if I have the right mindset, and fight with my mind and soul I will still most likely die.
according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????
i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this.
GUYS OH MY GOD
When people can’t handle the truth.
Real satellite imagery from NASA
We are killing out planet.
That’s just the united stated photoshopped on the moon.
no thats our dying planet have some respect
team aqua is still better than team magma
Greed: The desire for material wealth or gain
Hell’s Punishment: Boiled alive in oil.
Gluttony: an inordinate desire to consume
Hell’s Punishment: force-fed rats, toads, and snakes.
Wrath: manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury.
Hell’s Punishment: dismembered alive
Pride: the excessive belief in one’s own abilities.
Hell’s Punishment: broken on the wheel.
Lust: inordinate cravings for the pleasures of the body.
Hell’s Punishment: Smothered in fire and brimstone.
Sloth: the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.
Hell’s Punishment: thrown into snake pits.
Envy: the desire for others’ traits, status, abilities, or situation.
Hell’s Punishment: freezing water
Commissioned by Mitsu
excuse me while i become a twewy blog for the next week or so until the anniversary when square enix decides to break my heart and crush my dreams by denying us a sequel despite all the hype
My favorite game of all time’s seventh anniversary is next week and watch Square Enix deny us a sequel
"It was….love at first chokehold?"
"Well, It kinda was."
"Daddy, what’s a chokehold?"
"Alright, forget the chokehold. I guess it was love at first knife! No, that’s still bad. I got it! When I met your mother, it was like a stab to the heart!"
"What? Honey, you did stab a man through the heart.”
“Mama stabbed someone!?”
"No! Yes! Well! Shhh, Carla, don’t cry! It’s okay! When you think about it Mom’s killed lots of people it’s not a big deal—OW! MIKASA."
"So after you met Mama you…invited her to live with you?"
"So before you were married you were….siblings?"
"Huh!? No! Of course not! She just lived with me and my parents."
"How do I explain this….it was more like…my future girlfriend…moving in with me…before we realized we’d get married one day? Yeah. That makes sense. I think…Does that make sense?"
"Ohhhh, I get it! Kinda like an engagement!"
"It’s better than siblings, so yes, I’ll take it."
"I’m going to ask Adam Kirstein to come live with us! That way we can get married one day.”
So I just realized the song “Emptiness and” isn’t sung in japanese but just badly pronounced english.
Sex advice: DMMD is not a how to guide DO NOT BITE THE D
AND SALIVA IS NOT LUBEDO NOT FUCK THE DOG
if your robot boyfriend is dyin g he needs a hospital noT THE D
SNAKES DO NOT BELONG IN ASSES
NEITHER DOES CAKE
DO NOT LET THE LION SUCK YOUR D
what the fuck
ALSO, LET’S BE REAL, WHO WOULDN’T JUMP AT THE CHANCE TO BEAT THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF MINAMIMOTO AGAIN? YEAH, THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT.